shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

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ah yes your average straight boy

3 hours ago // 296,887 notes
"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

3 hours ago // 76,382 notes

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

3 hours ago // 74,224 notes

ihopethepeople:

str8 ppl are always like “this background gay character is such great representation, they’re such a non-stereotype, their sexuality is almost never mentioned, they’re just like a straight person of the same gender!”

But as a lesbian and a friend 2 lesbians: we are constantly talking about how gay we are. Just non-stop. Over half the posts on my dash are just us being like, “girls are so cute and I want to kiss them and also I am extremely a homogay”

3 hours ago // 11,651 notes

psuedonymph:

Of course, tumblr gets all uppity about defending J-Law, saying, “If I see you reblog her nudes I’m unfollowing,” and all that, but they were all scrambling to see Dylan Sprouse’s schween.
I’m just saying, if you want to defend privacy, you don’t get to choose who that applies to.

3 hours ago // 388 notes